A long time ago, in a bathroom far, far away, the porcelain force was awakened. That’s right, galaxy dwellers! The bathrooms of the universe just got an interstellar upgrade. Buckle up as we hyperdrive through the cosmos of Star Wars themed toilets.
These toilets come in many different characters, themes, and objects. You can sit on the dark side with a Darth Vader toilet or roll with the cute side with a BB8 toilet. Yoda, the Death Star, the Millennium Falcon, C3PO – the list of designs goes on like an epic space saga.
These are not just toilets, they’re like relics for Star Wars geeks and lovers! Be the envy of your fellow Wookiees and Ewoks with a porcelain throne that is truly out of this world.
One mustn’t underestimate the power of a man-cave bathroom. The Millennium Falcon toilet, perfect for any Han Solo wannabe, will have you saying, “I’ve got a good feeling about this” every time nature calls.
And if you’re more of a home theater kind of person, just imagine how your guests will be starstruck when they witness the Death Star in your bathroom.
When choosing your porcelain starship, remember they vary in size. The Yoda toilet is compact, ideal for padawans.
The Death Star, on the other hand, has the size and gravitas to accommodate even the likes of Darth Vader.
Now, let’s talk materials. These thrones are crafted from porcelain with some areas made from plastic. No, they aren’t forged in the fires of Mustafar, but the craftsmanship would have you believe otherwise!
Some of these toilets, like the BB8 and Death Star, are circular perfection with the lid closed.
But when the lid is lifted, they may resemble a Star Destroyer that’s seen better days. However, Yoda’s wise words echo: “Judge me by my lid, do you?”
Let’s not forget the incredible amount of detail. The C3PO toilet, for example, is so intricately designed, you might start wondering if it’s going to start speaking six million forms of communication!
Now, we all know the classic line, “Use the Force, Luke.” But, who knew it was really about using the bathroom?
With these toilets, you will quite literally have to “Use the Force”! But be wary, young Padawan, for you don’t want to be tempted to go to the dark side – or should I say, the clogged side.
The Death Star toilet is particularly potent in pulling you to the dark side. It’s as if Emperor Palpatine himself is saying, “Good, good, let the waste flow through you.”
And let’s not forget the unforgettable scene from Revenge of the Shit, where Obi-Wan tells Anakin, “You were supposed to bring balance to the toilet, not leave it clogged!”
For the rebel troopers out there, make sure you aim like sharpshooters and not like the infamous Stormpoopers. They always seem to miss their target!
The satin, glossy finish on these toilets is smoother than Lando Calrissian’s pick-up lines, and with a mildew-resistant additive, they’re more resistant than the Rebel Alliance on Hoth.
So, Jedi Masters and Sith Lords, if you’ve ever dreamt of fighting the dark side (or just combating a pesky stomachache) on an X-Wing, or contemplated the mysteries of the Force on Tatooine, these toilets are the intergalactic ticket you’ve been waiting for.
Check out some more incredible Star Wars toilets below, and let us know in the comments which one’s your favorite!
If you haven’t yet, be sure to also check out our adult Star Wars beds, and of course the kids Star Wars beds!
